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It cannot be possible that anything in our universe can really be this stupid. The whole thing. At least it fills up my word quota for the day. Good for it. I must really be desperate for something to do. So, that leads us to the evil paranoid conspiracy I thought of the other night. Who would have thought I have this much free time? How to Get Your Posts Seen AwwwwwI'm touched! Someone could have super-disolving spit, or watery-spit. You people sicken me. An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. I'm just rambling. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. 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(Believe me, though, you never want to see me driveI get easily distracted by clouds and signs saying FREE KITTIES!kitties are hugablebut if you hug themthey'll scratch your eyes outso then you have to hiss at them and establish dominencebut kitties don't like thateven though dogs dobut kitties are obviously not dogseven though they are fuzzy.) The sleeping person will gradually get used to it (and incorporate it into their dreams). Roast copypasta Not only do I feel dumber for trying to verbalize what you try to type, but I'm slowly losing the will to live. How To Write A Newsletter Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? I want a typhoon. Don't forget to click the spacesunderscores button to fill the white space with underscore characters so that when you paste it somewhere, it doesn't collapse all the spaces. You worthless bag of filth. May you choke on your own foolish opinions. Okay, fire is loud. about my site, and called me weird. You cockered bum-bailey poofter. It just wouldn't have been "right." They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. Each insult is 100% original created by our AI insult robot. So when you kill, or whatever, in the game, you are actually ending life somewhere in the universe. None ever comes here, I could do this all day long and I still wouldn't have any more hits. Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. I'm so happy! I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! Makes you wonder about "reality" television, huh? So my dad picked a steak place. Clients who have come through a previous sales call and are in the final call before they commit to purchasing. It's a time honored tradition. HOLY WAX! Not only do I feel dumber for trying to verbalize what you try to type, but I'm slowly losing the will to live. Copywriting Mistakes paste . I'm tired. We all have that one person in our life whose face just ruins our day. Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? Then it must diepainfully. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. I have no problem with Lit. DROOOOOL OVER MY MAGICAL POWERS!! That will be a wonderous day. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. I salute those people. I'm sorry that today's rant isn't random, insane or completely chaotic, but I must right my experience with The Matrix before I forget. 2. I'M FINE! And on to:#4You make your friends look normal in comparison. OR something. I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. I'm back. Am I enjoying asking retorical questions? What kind of reasoning is that? The only good you could do for this world at this point is to allow your self to decompose in the woods to aid the surrounding flora in replacing the oxygen you waste on a daily basis. You clouted boggish foot-licking half-twit. You are the unholy spawn of a bandy-legged hobo and a syphilitic camel. Surely you have heard of her? I have snipped away most of your of what you wrote, because, well it didn't really say anything. That must be it. You vulgar little maggot. Math is so picky. He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! Warning: this product is illegal in most states) Wasn't that entertaining? After this experience, you may not hear from me for a while. Stupid cubed. It even SOUNDS weird. Bash | And I've realized that I am a complete idiot. Relearn To Type I will never get over the embarrassment of belonging to the same species as you. The point is that it is nice to have readers. You won't make it. Two and a half hours of homework (total) to be precise. (Next Commercial) Get ready fo: Faux's new "reality" TV show, "How Low Can We Go?" You are asinine and benighted. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! Try to edit your responses of unnecessary material before attempting to impress us with your insight. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. PARTS BREAK AFTER OVERUSE!! How To Write A Memo But that is irrelevant. Ditch the outfit. Can a senile person write? You took your last vacation in the Islets of Langerhans. Moving on, I finaly managed to coax my sister (I'm tired of writing Mrs. X) to tentativly guess that America fought in the Civil War. How do you PROVE something is not infinite? My mom and my stupid little 10-year old sister loves it, though. When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. Is your school playground a gateay to the underworld? If you expect nothing and get something, you're happy. Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. 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Anyway, only watch wal-mart if you WANT to be subliminaly entertained into purchasing a new set of TUPERWARE, even though your old set is PERFECTLY fine. You see, most people, they don't like reading or writing. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. Needless to say, we ignored her. 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I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and social struggles that seem to be placing such a demand on you. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen with you. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. WOOF! Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. And I feel that it's time for a FAKE commercial break, for the highly informed, obviously brain-dead consumer. I wonder if I've made the world record? Why on earth did they keep the monkey? Anyway, I better go or the quality of this will go down in that evil downward spiral thing I discussed a few months back. Should you refuse to aknowledge the Patron Saint of Paper Clips as the ruler of the Internet, you will be subjected to punishment as stated in Code 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook (i.e. Okay. "Pure" water manufactuerers are not required to list the ingredients of water, because the average consumer believes that it should be obvious. Or maybe not. As long as I'm happy, right. 100% of something. On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! Which is exactly what it gets. Bye! Subliminal messanging also explains the successes of certain fast-food resteraunts, and brand name items. It's bad enough to go to school, leave school, go to work, leave work, do homework and then wait for my dad to get off of the computer so that I can do stuff. After all, isn't that basicly what the best teachers do? And now, a word from our non-existant sponsor. That my words somehow travel accross time (if only a few minutes) and are somehow picked up by future you, and that my responses are dictated by future you's reactions. Roses are red, violets are blue; if I had a s***, that would be you. And then I'll be writing for me again. But they really were'nt buffoal wings 'cause buffalo's don't have wingscause they come off when they are babies, JOsh says so and he must be right causse he's been having Profound Thoughts even though he cannot remember them. I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. Is it possible to make less sense? My mother is a control freak, and she decided on the spur of the moment that we were going north to visit relatives. I found at that yet another one of my friends is reading this. I'm so special. And mildly weirded-out. I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! Stupid collapsed to a singularity where even the stupons have collapsed into stuponium. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. If you'll look toward the bottom of this page, you'll notice that I added a nifty little thing called the "babel fish". Especially that duct tape. 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This is a test, I repeat only a test. Before we knew it, we were on the road. Proud to be weird. Do you fantasize that your tantrums and conniption fits could possibly be worth the $0.000000001 worth of electricity used to send them? Then they add other "stuff" in to make it TASTE pure. I was looking forward to having A elective, while everyone else was enjoying three or fouror even more. Her first guess was enslaved africans. "Purified" water. HA! I think. If you don't like it, start your own longest text ever. Your life is a monument to stupidity. I just thought that I might like to mention that. Any miniute now. I'm back. Seeya! Halfway though I used my four remaining brain-cells to decide that the game was dumb. (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! Creepy. I don't want year-round classes. But untill that day, the concept of the smoke detector is useless. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. ALWAYS. Okay. A pure extract of stupid with absolute stupid purity. I accidently cut it with scizzors. Imagine a number line that points in the positive and negative direction. But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). We eventually reached our destination after 16 hours of virtually non-stop driving. I translated it from German to English and got "I am the Moved Taco!" I'd probley come here, but that isn't much of a surprise. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. You worthless bag of filth. i felt sorry for my dad. While you're staring at copying and pasting, im rackin up those chicken din dins. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! OOooooo! I'm back. The robbers went in and held their guns up, telling everyone to put their hands in the air. Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. I do not want to live in a world where people like you are given the opportunity to work or have a say in anyone's future, let alone reproduce. What if the smoke detectors have tiny litte cameras in them? When I win 500np on a normal game, I move to the 500 point. You can't blame me. Are you surprised? Anyway, sorry for the lack of relative weirdness, conspiracy theories and doughnuts (my Moose ate them all). I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). THe cake was good. Of course, there is also regretafter all, I could have made a fortune if I'd been the first to think of it. She's evil. Report abuse. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. School has been on for four days now. Come on, think about it! Pure means, well, no extra stuff. Think about it. And not so cheesed off about the whole tootsie roll pop thing. Having the perfect, witty, sarcastic roasts in your arsenal can prove beneficial at any family dinner, reunion, or chill night out with friends. You wanna play that way. Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. It was fun. I'm just as upset about this unfortunate lack of development in the pie division. I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. You are Satan's spawn. Easiest Font To Read It is hard to believe how incredibly stupid you are. I don't WANT to do the same thing for an entire year. HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). Come on everyone, group hug. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips in no way wishes harm on your computer. Like organ grinders, and the evil conspiracies. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. The events of Neo's dream unfold. I tell people I know about this site, but they either ignore this page, or don't even bother coming to the site in the first place. May your day be shiney! No, really. But wait! 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