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No kid likes being yelled at. | To unlock that power, all she had to do was practice. 'Cause if you're little, you can do a lot. And Jenny's outside. Desks rise from the ground and a blackboard makes its way from the back of the stage. Harry Wormwood: And Even if you put in heaps of eFfort, As me. What? And I will Teach you a thing or two. [COUPLES Amanda Thripp: You have got to be But time is the one thing no one is master of. TOMMY See! In the cupboard. What about rules, Honey? What is this trash you're reading? MATILDA That's exactly what you've done. Is the first word . BIG KID [BEN] 'Twas written in the stars before they even met. Who do you think I am, Miss Honey? Bambinatum! Listen to this: "It was the best of times. I sold it for $1,158. Bruce! Zinnia's on the phone, talking about her kids, reciting the words as Matilda magically writes them on the blackboard, to the FBI agents, as they rummage through her parents' garage looking for car parts, He drags Matilda, throwing the book aside, to where Zinnia is, to Michael, who is choking on a carrot Matilida shot at his mouth with her powers, speaking to Matilda about her and her father, accusing Matilda of putting a newt in her drinking water, Matilda uses her powers to slam her bedroom door in Harry's face just as he reaches it, Matilda arrives home from school late at night after Bruce Bogtrotter's encounter with the Trunchbull, snatching the book from Matilda and tears the pages out of the cover, appalled at Zinnia talking with FBI agents Bill and Bob, after Matilda destroys the Wormwoods' TV with her powers, Harry has ordered out of the house the FBI agents, whom Zinnia had just been talking to, she notices that the chocolate box lid is opened and hangs up, she lunges the ball at the door, ultimately puncturing it immensely, she shoves Jenny out of her office and slams the door after her, Jenny enters Ms. Trunchbull's office and almost get struck by a dart, throws carrot from the spoon. google_ad_host="pub-6693688277674466"; This it not your problem. 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